The Dentist.
How’s it going people?
Hopefully good - since nobody wants the alternative.
I went to the dentist the other day, and honestly…it’s the worst fucking thing ever. It never gets better no matter how many times you go to the dentist. Some person sticks their nasty tasting latex glove hands into your mouth and pokes around in there. I’m not sure about you but I know that I would not want to go to school for four years or whatever just so I can look at people’s nasty teeth. I would say I have pretty good dental hygiene..but we all know there are still people out there who haven’t brushed their teeth in ages who go to the dentist. That is sickk, who wants to examine a mouth with teeth that are rotting out? Can you imagine the smell?yuckkkkk. Other people’s bodies disgust me. ew. I feel all gross now.
My friend told me a story about how she was at the dentist sometime and this person was leaving and they had SIXTEEN cavities. How does this happen? Did you just shovel spoonfuls of sugar into your mouth for fun? Do you not brush your teeth? For fuck’s sake how do you not notice that is going on. I imagine that many cavities at one time would also make it super difficult to eat anything without pain. Because..i feel you have have that many at once…they’re not little small ones…but nasty gaping root showing holes. sick.
GO TO THE FUCKING DENTIST ASSHOLE! WTF?
The worst part is when your dental technician is half retarded and while they’re scaling your teeth they insist on stabbing your gums twelve-thousand times with that pointy metal bit which not only hurts..but causes your mouth to bleed insanely and then you have to try not to swallow and drown in your own blood. For the most part my dental experience has been good..but I definitely had one lady one time basically carve out the inside of my mouth with this thing and my face felt sore for days. I’m not even positive she was a dental technician, maybe she was just some crazy lady who snuck into the office determined to massacre my gums? It was terrible.
Does anybody remember the flavoured flouride that got put into trays in your mouth and they stretched your cheecks and were painful…and the lady just left you sitting the the chair for what felt like EONS while you couldn’t breathe or anything cause you had that irritating sucking thing in your mouth? Now as an adult I get some liquid flouride that you swish around your mouth for a minute which is significantly better…except it has exactly the right taste and foam amount to make me want to throw up for that entire minute. Why don’t they have that in different flavours? What is it about being an adult that means we have to use nasty foamy liquids instead of flavoured goop? Damnit I want watermelon liquid, it would be way better. Or you know..at least maybe mint flavoured? So you didn’t wish you were dead the entire time you swished that crap around your mouth?
But honestly, I think that dental hygiene is super important..you don’t want to end up looking like buddy in that photo.
It’s also come a long way! Dentistry back in the day was super scary I think..like mad scientist scary. 
The Gnathograph
http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2006/08/30/gnathograph/
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